Shannon

A - Age you got your first kiss: 14 or 15

B - Band listening to right now: None

C - Crush: I guess I have a crush on Nate, but not really, because I have a boyfriend

D - Dad's Name: Robert

E - Easiest person to talk to: Jon

F - Favorite bands at the moment: Dave Matthews Band

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? I like both, but I'd rather have gummy bears

H - Hometown: Gladstonia

I - Instruments: Technically, I played piano for 6 years, and technically I sang for 8 years, but I suck balls at both

J- Junior High: Kraxberger

K - Kids: No, thank God

L - Longest car ride ever: Reno

M - Mom's name: Annetta

N - Nicknames: Uh...Shan?

O - One wish: To have a billion dollars

P - Phobia[s]: Water, sharks, spiders, crazies

Q - Quote: "There's shit in the meat"

R - Reason to smile: It's nice weather

S- Last song you heard: Last Dance with Mary Jane

T - Time you woke up [today]: 11

U - Unknown fact about me: Hmm...I dunno. I had braces.

V - Vegetable you hate: peas

W - Worst habit(s): There's not enough space to put them all

X - X-rays you've had: Several

Y - Yummy food: Mexican

Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn

1. First grade teacher's name: Connie Larson

2. Last person you kissed: Jon

3. Last words you said: "Leave your ear alone"

4. Last song you sang: The Reason

5. Last person you hugged: Jon

6. Last thing you laughed at: Probably something at school

8. What's in your CD player: Nothing

9. What socks are you wearing: None

10. What's under your bed: Oh...a bunch of crap

11. Current status: Practically married

12. Current taste: My made up latte

13. Current hair style: Um...lets just say it needs work

14. Current clothes: Slippers, warmups, hoodie

15. Current Job: Student

16. Current longing: To be a millionaire

17. Current desktop picture: Stonehenge

18. Current worry: Money

19. Current hate: Mr Big

20. Story behind your username: Nickname from family

21. Current favorite article of clothing: Warmups

22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: Facial hair

23. Last CD that you bought: Don't recall

24. Favorite place to be: Disneyland

25. Least favorite place: Sherwin Williams

26. Time you wake up in the morning: Depends

27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?: Congas

28. care about the most: Friends, school, family, dog, beau

29. Current favorite word/saying: "thank the fuck christ"

30. Favorite book: A Christmas Carol

31. Favorite Movies: Bad Santa

32. Favorite Songs: Oh...dunno

34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Kacey

35. Favorite day: Christmas?

36. Where do you want to go: Jon's

37. What is your career going to be: College Prof

39. What kind of car will you have: Bus

41. A random lyric: "I hate everything about you"

42. Eye Color: Hazel

43. Hair Color: Uh...orange/black...go Glads

44. Righty or Lefty: Right

46.Innie or Outtie: Innie

DESCRIBE...

47. Your heritage: All brit, baby...not cool

48. The shoes you wore today: Nikes

49. Your hair: Short, messy, multi colored, dirty

50. Your weakness: um...cigs?

51. Your fears: Spiders, water, crazies

53. Your most recent secret? Ooh...it's a good'n

54. Your thoughts first waking up: "sdkfmdslfke"

55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Butt

56. Your bedtime: Depends

57. Your most missed companion: Daniel

58. Your perfect pizza: Mushroom

59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: Salty and crunchy

60. Single or group dates: Single

61. Dogs or Cats: Dogs

62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton

63. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

64. Cappuccino or Coffee: either is fine

DO YOU...

65. Smoke: Totally

66. Curse: Yes

67. Sing: Used to

68. Take a shower everyday: Mostly

69. Have a crush: Sort of

71. Think you've been in love: Yes

72. Want to go to college: I want to someday NOT go to college

73. Want more than what you got: Well, when you ain't got much...

74. Want to get married: Maybe

75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yes

76. Think you're attractive: No

77. Think you're a health freak: God no

78. Get along with your parents: Mostly

79. Play an instrument: Piano

IN THE PAST 3 months:

80. drink: yes

81. Smoke: yes

82. Done a drug: yes

83. Made Out: yes

84. Go on a date: yes

85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no

86. Eaten sushi: no

87. Been dumped: no

88. Made homemade cookies: no

89. Been in love: yes

90. Gone skinny dipping: no

91. Dyed your hair: yes

92. Stolen anything: yes

HAVE YOU EVER..

93. Had too much to drink: yes

94. Been caught cheating: yes

95. Been called a tease: yes

96. Gotten beaten up: yes

97. Changed who you were to fit in: yes

98. Cried at something beautiful: yes

99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need? yes

100. Cried when someone died: yes

Well, I guess things are good.

1 Full name: Shannon Marie Jackson
2 Date and place of birth: 1/9/84 Oregon City
3 Height: 5'3
4 Colour of eyes: Hazel
5 Family: Yes
6 Status: Taken
7 Pets: Dog and bird
8 Distinguishing marks: Uh...my face?
9 Favourite pop band: Dave Matthews Band
10 Favourite band with instruments: *see above
11 Favourite song: Could You Be Loved
12 What was the first poster you put on your wall? Oasis
13 First memory: My brother talking to me
14 First record you bought: Dunno
15 Favourite cartoon character: Jay Sherman
16 Favourite catchphrase: Something from Bad Santa
17 Teacher you had a crush on: Lance Cablk
18 Favourite body part: Ass
19 Favourite part of the opposite sex: Lips
20 What disappoints you most about the opposite sex? The inability to talk about the real issues or give a straight answer
21 If you could pass a new law what would it be? Legalize marijuana
22 Were you cool at school? Doubtful
23 Most snogs in one night: I wondered about this survey...probably 5 or 6
24 What makes you laugh? Family Guy
25 What makes you cry? My weight
26 Favourite pizza topping: Mushrooms
27 Favourite sandwich filling: Roast beef
28 Secret ambition: To be on elimidate
29 Ever broken the law? All the time
30 Whats the most youve spent on an item of clothing? $150
31 Who could you have in a fight? A baby
32 What would you ban? People
33 Whats your idea of happiness? Freedom
34 Greatest fear: Carnies
35 Greatest extravagance: I don't think I understand
36 How would you like to die? While I'm trying to kill someone else
37 What is your motto? "Tomorrow's another day"
38 Favourite journey: Disneyland
39 Who is the love of your life? My dog
40 What would you change about yourself? A lot of things
41 What qualities do you most value in a friend? Money
42 If you could come back from the dead what would you be? A weird ghost
43 Whats under your bed? A bunch of crap...probably stuff I'm looking for
44 Most treasured possession(s): My dog
45 Quote a line of poetry: Roses are red
46 Do you own patterned socks? Yes
47 Do you believe in aliens? No
48 Are you a driver or a map-reader? I hate both
49 What are you obsessed with? Sleeping
50 Favourite smell: Incense
52 Favourite breed of dog: I don't discriminate
53 Whats the last thing you laughed at? Family Guy
54 Favourite mountain range: Whatever
55 Colour of curtains: Whatever
56 When did you last cry? Last night
57 I've always wanted to: Kick ass
58 Last thing I cooked was: Toast?
59 Fave word beginning with Q: Quagmire
60 Least favourite group: Group? Uh...the neo nazis
61 Number of school detentions: I had a ton
62 What do you think about most often? Sex
63 What book are you reading? Fast Food Nation...for class
64 Whats the best present youve ever been given? My car or my dog or tickets to several cool things or my life or...yeah...my parents rule
65 What would you die if anyone knew? What would I die? I don't get that
66 Favourite expression: "I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus."
67 Least fave household chore: Cleaning my room
68 What colour underwear are you wearing? No underwear
69 What shampoo do you use? Whatever
70 Favourite sweet: Chocolate cake
71 If curiosity killed the cat, what happened to the dog? It was awesome, because dogs are awesome
72 Favourite Disney film: Beauty and the Beast
73 Favourite place: Jon's house when it's empty
74 Whats the best advice youve ever been given? "suck it up"
75 Favourite thing about where you live: Scenery
76 Favourite movie: Bad Santa
77 Favourite film star: Billy Bob Thorton
78 Male or female company? Both
79 What sport are you best at? Is smoking a sport?
80 Whats the best room in your house? Family room
82 What are the worst lyrics youve ever heard? "The blind man's penis is erect because he's blind"
83 Who is your hero? Mom
84 Nickname: shan
85 Star sign: capricorn
86 Favourite colour: Fuschia
87 In trouble at school for: Not showing up
88 Turn-ons: Sense of humor
89 Favourite sport to watch: Porn
90 Favourite sport to play: Porn
91 Worst moment at school: Most of them
92 Favourite possession: Still my dog
93 Best moment at school: Few
94 Favourite solo artist: Stevie Wonder
95 Worst subject at school: Most
96 Where do you buy your clothes? Stores
97 What was the latest message you sent? "Thanks"
98 Who is your best friend? Amanda
99 What kind of food do you like? Junk
100 Favourite holiday destination: Whatever
101 What is your favourite drink? Mt Dew
102 how do you relax? Sew, smoke, read, watch TV

1. Kissed your cousin? Probably...in a cousin way
2. Ran away? no
3. Pictured your crush naked? Sure
4. Skipped school? Shit yeah
5. Broken someone's heart? I dunno...maybe
6. Been in love? Yes
7. Cried when someone died? Yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have? Sure
9. Broken a bone? No
11. Done a drug? All the time
12. Cried in school? Yeah, occasionally

WHICH IS BETTER...
13. Coke or Pepsi? Mt Dew
14. Sprite or 7UP? Mt Dew
15. Girls or Guys? Dogs
18. Blondes or Brunettes? Whatever
19. Too Fat or Too Skinny? Too fat
20. Tall or Short? Whatever
21. Pants or Shorts? I haven't worn shorts since like, 8th grade
22. Night or Day? Whatever

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
23. What do you notice first? Energy
24. Last person you slow danced with? Oh shit...uh...probably Daniel
25. Worst question to ask? "Don't you know that smoking is bad for you?"

THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: Today
27. Stepped outside: Like a half hour ago
28. Had Sex: Yesterday

STUFF...
30. Your Good Luck Charm: Um...I don't really have one
31. Person You Hate Most: Jere Applebee
32. Best Thing That Has Happened To You: My dog
33. On your desk: A bunch of shit
34. Picture on your desktop: Stonehenge

FAVORITES..
36. Movie: Bad Santa
37. Musical Artist: Stevie Wonder
38. Cars: Whatever
39. Ice cream: Chunky Monkey
40. Season: fall
41. Breakfast Food: Um...sausage mcmuffin

WHO...
42. Makes you laugh the most: Andrew Dempsey
43. Makes you smile: My...dog
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: My dog

45. Has A Crush On You: Whatever
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Not really
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: James Younglove

DO YOU EVER...
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: No
50. Save MSN conversations: No
51. Save E-mails: No
52. Forward secret E-mails: No
53. Wish you were someone else: No
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: No
55. Wear cologne: Yes

56. Kiss: Yes
57. Cuddle: Yes
58. Go online for longer than eight hours a time: No

HAVE YOU EVER...
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Not really
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Oh yeah
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day? No
63. Been rejected?: Yes
64. Been in love?: Yes
65. Been in lust?: Yes
66. Used someone?: No
67. Been used?: Probably
68. Cheated on someone?: Yes
69. Been cheated on?: Yes
70. Been kissed?: Yes
71. Done something you regret? No

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Devin
73. You talked to? Devin
74. You hugged?: Jon
75. You instant messaged: Heinie
76. You kissed?: Jon...actually...my dog
77. You yelled at: No one worth remembering
78. You thought about?: Don Knotts
79. Who text messaged you?: Stacie
80. Who broke your heart?: Tony

DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? Yes
83. Have tattoos?: Yes
84. Have piercings?: Yes
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes
86. Own a webcam?: No
87. Own a thong?: Yes
88. Ever get off the computer?: Yes
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: NEIN!
90. Habla espanol?: NEIN!
91. Quack?: NEIN!

HAVE YOU / DO YOU/ ARE YOU?
92. Stolen anything: Yes
93. Smoke?: Yes
94. Schizophrenic: Yes
95. Obsessive?: Yes
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Yes
98. Panic?: Yes
99. Anxiety?: Yes
100. Depressed?: Yes
101. Horny?: Yes

I thought I proved my two (2) points nicely. And you know what I have to say to that?


"Fuck it."

That's what I have to say.

I spent all day, and finally heard those three beautiful words... "I love cookies."

Of course. I mean, who doesn't?

Hmmm...Indiana Jones, I guess.

Do you like forks with three metal pokers, or four?: four
Would you ever wear a hat with cat ears on it?: Doubtful
How many MP3's do you have on your computer?: Dunno
If you use Ebay, how do you sort your search results?: Dunno
How often do you get teased for your musical taste?: Rarely...never
Are you fascinated by death?: Yes
Do you have posters on your wall? Of who?: Paintings of Camelot
What did you have for breakfast this morning?: Soup from Haggen
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?: Weeping willow
What was the last book you read? Was it good?: I can't remember
Do you have a Livejournal?: yes
What does your favourite t-shirt look like?: FLUTE POWER
Are you going to college? What will you major in?: Yes...I dunno...english or philosophy I guess
Have you ever eating raw sugar by itself?: Yes
How often do you use Google?: Whenever I need pictures of stupid crap
Have you ever owned one of those little Chevron cars?: Hell nah
What was the last thing you won?: I had a dream I won the lottery
Do you own any comic books?: Lots
What kind of deodorant do you use?: Secret Platinum Protection
Where was the last place far from home that you visited?: Cali
Do you paint your left or right hand fingernails first?: Left
What about for your feet?: Left
Have you ever gone to a grocery store late at night? What did you get?: Lots of times for lots of stuff
What's the most expensive item you've ever paid for?: My car
How often do you drink soda?: Several times a day
What's the best name you can come up with for a snake?: Um, penis?
Would you or have you ever begged online people for money?: Uh...no
Was it successful?: ?????
What kind of people are you attracted to?: People who like to hurt me
Do you work? Where at?: I don't work right now
Have you ever worked at Subway? Was it fun?: Never worked there
Do you want to have children? How many?: Dunno yet
What would you do if your best friend said they were in love with you?: Probably nothing
What's the scariest thing you've ever done?: Rode on Indiana Jones when it was broken
How long have you had your AIM/MSN/Yahoo name?: Since like 8th grade
Do you think fish are cute?: yeah they're cute when you fry them right
Where will you be posting this?: Livejournal
If you found an ant on your food, would you still eat it?: if it was only one, probably, yeah because its just an ant. i mean, come on.
Are you any good at math? Not usually
Do you like your family?: less and less all the time
Have you ever been to a concert? What ones?: I don't want to list them...Dave was the best
And lastly, how much do you weigh?: Around 150-155



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Social Life :

What kind of school do you go to: Community college
How many friends do you have at school: Like one
How often are you online: A few times a week
How many friends do you have online: none that are strictly online.



Have You Ever --
Drank: yes
Smoke: Every day
Kissed Someone Outside Your Gene Pool: Yes
Put on an English Accent and asked for a rubber: What? Hell no
Smoked Pot: Yes
Done Karaeoke: Yes
Gone into a chat just to annoy people: ah hell yeah!
Filled out a survey with bullshit answers: i like to throw a couple in every once in awhile.
Swore in front of your mother/father: A few times
Eaten a dog treat: Yes
Contemplated a huge road trip with friends just for shits and giggles: Probably
Had dreams involving your internet friends: I don't have internet friends
Contemplated murder on someone who wrote a survey: Probably
Screamed random things at people while in a moving vehicle: every chance i get
Written a song: I had to all the time in music theory


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Junk Survey

Have you ever...

Hit someone forcefully: yes
Seen "Are you Afraid of the Dark": yeah
Thrown anything at a moving car: Not at, but from
Been in a fist fight: not really
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Hit an animal in the road? I thought I hit a squirrel once

Other

Who do you sit with at lunch: The choir kids
Do you think Justin Timberlake is hot or not: Sure
Who gave you a Valentine card this year: JT and Amanda
Favorite shoes you own: Steve Madden boots
What color would you dye your hair: Black
Who are your closest friends: The ones I talk to
What is something you wish you could have that someone else has: Lots of money
Favorite TV show: King of the Hill
Make-up or none: Goddamn, I'm a drag queen
Do you believe we landed on the moon: NO
What are you wearing now: pajamas
What song is stuck in your head: THAT ANNOYING AS FUCK HOOBASTANK SONG

Junk...

How old are you mentally: 20
Describe yourself in 5 words: I need to have sex
Do you dream at night: Yeah
Do you remember your dreams: Usually
Do you sleep with one pillow or two: 3-4
Do you like school: I'm really sick of it
Whats ur fave subject: Choir
Do you have a best friend(s): Yes
Do you have a religion: Yes
Do you practice it: Sometimes
Does death scare you: Not really
Do you watch tons of tv: I wish
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months: I dunno
Do you read magazines: Sure
Whats your fave band: Queen, Dave
Name 3 cds that you bought in that last year: I don't remember
Do you wear makeup regularly: Oh hell yeah
Are you a saver or a spender: Spender


More Junk...

Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most: I have no secrets
Can you live without the microwave: Probably
Which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now: JT
Would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life: Both
Football or rugby: Just for Colin: Rugby
What's something you ALWAYS have on you: The stench of smoke
What do you think of guys with nailpolishes: Nothing
What's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opposite sex: Whenever I'm with JT
What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you: That I'm funny
What's your favorite fastfood restaurant: Taco Bell
Favorite book: The Giver

More Junk...

Did you read Fear Street books: Oh yeah
How about Sweet Valley High: nah
Babysitter's club: God, yeah
Goosebumps: yes and yes

I am too afraid of LARK to sleep. I'm afraid of everything. I am not normal anymore.

So I'll just celebrate my anniversary by myself.

I figured that'd happen anyway.

Maybe we'll be social later this week.

I need four bucks.

Oh my god. These people are SO full of shit. It's really amazing to see people literally talking right out of their assholes. Funny how that worked out, isn't it? What I don't get is why you would consider it wrong to judge someone based on their skin color or religion (yeah, the second one IS a choice, so that'd be a real poor argument) but perfectly fine...no, exceptional, to consider yourself lofty enough to judge everything else.

Extremely self-indulgent.

If you assume I'm talking to you, you're only MORE self-indulgent for it.

So, I'm going to nurse my SEVERE WHIPLASH from my SECOND CAR ACCIDENT in TWO WEEKS...and cry. For hours. Maybe days.

I got so mad at him...and I still kind of am, but I can't figure out why and now I feel all awkward...I'm worried. What lies ahead?

I need to clean out my ca- oh that's right...I don't have one.

I am in so much pain.

I'd ask "why me?", but I'm afraid people would answer.

I'll bet 50 mgs will take care of this...and make me gain even MORE WEIGHT.

Man...I am dark.

Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Just because you like it doesn't mean it's good.

Of course, it's different if that applies to me.

It is true.

It is good.

Oh, I'm kidding. Relax.